Lok Sabha Election 2019 and The Class 12 Board Exams

The Class 12th Board exams are over and like ever year, the results will be out somewhere between 22nd-25th May. But the board exams for our politicians are still on. Few of the students whose paper got over in the 1st and the 2nd round of elections are enjoying their time till 23rd May – the day election results will be declared. But few are still tense and revising for the last minute. The Lok Sabha Elections of 2019 are spread out over 7 dates. Two are already over and by the time this post is out the third one will get over on 23rd April. The Balance 4 papers or the 4 phases are scheduled between 29th April till 19th May.

Subject Specialisation in Lok Sabha election 2019 examination

So how are the elections similar to the board exams. Well, just like we have different students scoring 100% in different subjects, we have politicians scoring votes in their constituency and winning the election.

So lets look at the specialisation subjects of each of the Politicians:

1.PM Shri Narendra Modi – Tops in Public Administration. After all he has ruled India quite well.

2. Amit Shah – Tops in Mathematics. The way he understands the numbers of various constituencies, nobody can match his expertise.

3. Arun Jaitley – Tops in Mass Media. Has a knack for handling the media quite well and conveys the official line of communications with great clarity.

4. Rajnath Singh – Tops in Hindi. His usage of Hindi as a language in his communication is so brilliant that one just gets convinced on anything he says.

5. Sushma Swaraj – Tops in Public Relations. Her crisis management skills are so good that she ends up winning trust of so many people as well as families.

6. Rahul Gandhi – Tops in Chemistry. The one thing good about him is that he knows how to keep the party members bonded and thus keep the flock together. He is the unanimous choice of the party and resembles the nuclei of an atom around which different electrons (read party bigwigs and small ones) rotate.

7. Mamta Banerjee – Tops in Physics. She follows the Newton’s third law very strongly – For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Just try any gimmick in her constituency and see the reaction.

8. Sharad Pawar – Tops in Agriculture. His understanding of Sugarcane is so good that nobody can come close to him. He knows how to squeeze the sugarcane till the last drop and how to fetch the best price from the ruling government.

9. Mayavati – Tops in Political Science. Has a mastery in the subject and understands the political undercurrents very well. Keeps her opponents always on their toes.

10. Nitin Gadkari – Tops in Botany. Has grown plants on arid land where none had dare to farm before. Yes, has created highways in India where nobody could show results earlier.

And no guesses for who tops in English. His command over the language and the usage of words in vocabulary makes people run for their thesaurus. Keep guessing and write to me if you have the answer.