The new i-phone or the India phone of PM Narendra Modi

Dear PM Narendra Modi, Heartiest Congratulations on winning the general election of the world’s largest democracy. It’s good to see you back in 2019. I would call it “The return of the Jedi”. But this Jedi doesn’t carry a light-saber but an i-phone (India phone). You will soon get busy with your cabinet colleagues to set the priorities for the next 5 years. But before you change your old handset, please pick up my call. It is important as it is from a very ordinary citizen of India to PM Narendra Modi, whose number is not stored in your cell memory.

You have got a new i-phone (India phone) in your hand which is the 2019 model. There are several new features in this phone which I would like to apprise you of. But before that, you will have to clear your cache memory. Whatever happened in the past – whether it was Rafale or “Chowkidar chor hai” has to be deleted from your cache memory?  Be Magnanimous! When you have the entire country standing behind you, you should only forgive the opposition. After all, that is what meditation is all about. Also since you have talked about inclusive politics, we expect that you will take opposition along with you and try to work on consensus politics.

The new i-phone which you have got in your hand is a brand new model. The world leaders must be congratulating you on its possession though they must be feeling envious.  It has got 128 crore GB memory. The phone comes in 3 colours – Orange, White, Green. The one which you have got has an orange (Saffron) colour which is quite prominent. But if you can have a screen saver of Orange, White and Green colour mixed together, your phone will stand out. After all, these are the 3 colours India is made of.

Before you start downloading new apps on your phone, you need to upload your contacts and other apps on i-cloud. You don’t need to upload all the apps of your last phone as it may overload memory and slow down your phone.

The apps which you need to download from India’s cloud are:

Swachh Bharat a scheme initiated by PM Narendra Modi

Just download the latest version. It is called “Clean India”. This means that you need to work on cleaning India not only of garbage and trash but also of hate politics. Give the citizens directions on how we can become a truly secular country which as a citizen, I am proud of!

Skill India a dream project of PM Narendra Modi

You couldn’t download the latest version of this app last time due to poor Wi-Fi connection. You have got a powerful Wi-Fi connection this time (With India and For India). It’s time to refresh memory and think with a new perspective. It will help us to stand out against competition from countries like China, Taiwan, the Philippines, and Indonesia which are racing ahead of us in terms of manufacturing.

Digital India the future vision of PM Narendra Modi

You had promised to make 100 cities in India as smart cities. Somewhere that brilliant scheme got lost from the memory as it was not saved properly while downloading from the i-cloud.Its time to put it back on your screen.

Beti Bachao, Beti Padhao

We need to work more on the first aspect that is Beti Bachao as in the last tenure there were too many cases of #me too. Our girls still don’t feel safe in their own country. Let one of your Best Minister handle this.

MNREGA

The National Rural Employee Guarantee Act: This app was not used much in your last instrument. But it needs to be refreshed as it is a fantastic app to put more money in the hands of the rural population by guaranteeing them employment.

The Apps you need to delete

1. De-Monetisation
2. Cow politics
3. Hate crimes

The Apps you need to upgrade

GST

Buy the latest version. It has clubbed all the features in one slab (15%-18%).

Some additional features

Camera

The front camera is 8 megapixels. But use it less for selfies as selfies are all about one ’s self. Selfie is a reflection of what your government has done for the people of the country.  It’s time to use the rear camera to find out what the country wants? The Rear camera has been upgraded to 29 megapixels so that you can capture the situation of all 29 states of India. The rear camera will help you capture the real India. The real India, where the farmer needs more of your government support. The poor, who have huge expectation for their upliftment. It also comes with a night vision through which you can see all the dark forces waiting to create havoc in the country.

Fingerprint Scanner

You did great work on the bio-metric linked Aadhar. It’s time to push India to a completely digital country. This is one area that sure will be very much on your radar. Knowing your expertise in technology, I am very confident that you will implement it with a lot of passion.

RAM

The RAM speed (R-Service, A – Agriculture, M – Manufacturing)  or GDP growth has been 6.6%. This needs to be pushed to at least 7.5%.

Battery

You have got a people’s mandate to rule for another 5 years. I am sure this battery of 5mAH will give you a lot of energy to last for the entire tenure.

Last but not least! The Chowkidar played a very important role in your election campaign. You have removed the prefix now from your Twitter handle. But please remember that this Chowkidar community in India forms a major force in the un-organised sector. Still, they are one of the most neglected ones. These chowkidars provide security in our residential apartments, workplace, shopping malls, cinema halls and many more. Yet they remain one of the most underpaid labours in India. The security companies, most of the time exploit them to the maximum. You can always see the chowkidar of your colony doing a 12 hour or 16-hour shift for paltry overtime. Please create a task force in your office to look into their needs.

Warm regards,

An ordinary citizen from the Android world

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